I bet I don’t have to tell you that Alfred the little green guy with boobs is fictional. I don’t think anyone out there really believes that there is a slug of an alien trying on my bras so I’m going to tell the truth.
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Category Archives: Colorful Excuses
A funny thing happened to my birth control
I was so ready to write. The computer blinked her lights, almost winking at me because she could sense the ideas percolating in my mind. But then my life with an alien interrupted with a medical emergency of sorts.
An Identy Theaving Alien and A Sitcom from the Seventies
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So I haven’t posted and I’m really sorry, I don’t know what to tell you, dear reader except for the little green guy, Alfred has kidnapped my password and he has sold my email to every solicitor in the phone … Continue reading
Excuse #4: Dealing with a Domestic Problem
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One would think with all of the intergalactic parties happening around here I wouldn’t have a problem. After all the green guys know how to throw a party. But they don’t get drunk on alcohol, they fly the skies on … Continue reading
The Turd (Third) Colorful Excuse
The little green guy, who has been hiding out in my house, avoiding the History Channel’s investigation team, had a party. If you don’t remember Alfred, the little green guy, read Colorful Excuse#1 Well, they ran out of chips and ate my imagination with the guacamole, digesting every creative thought and churning out intergalactic turds.
So there you have it, today’s colorful excuse is brown with a little green, clogging the toilet. I’ll be sure to have plenty of chips for next week’s note.
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The Wonderful World of Velveeta
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So I was making my famous No DWI Dip for a holiday party. I’m not going to share the recipe but I bet any reader could figure it out… Here are a couple of clues It can make a … Continue reading
Excuse #2: This is Serious
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The one bottle I found this week was empty except for this note:
Colorful Excuse #1
I don’t have Note 16 in my on-line story yet, but I have a good excuse. . . .
