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		<title>Excuse #4: Dealing with a Domestic Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 19:23:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One would think with all of the intergalactic parties happening around here I wouldn&#8217;t have a problem.  After all the green guys know how to throw a party.  But they don&#8217;t get drunk on alcohol,  they fly the skies on &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/02/11/excuse-4-dealing-with-a-domestic-problem/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1744&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Turd  (Third)  Colorful Excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alfred (the little green man)]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Colorful Excuses]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The little green guy, who has been hiding out in my house, avoiding the History Channel&#8217;s investigation team, had a party. If you don&#8217;t remember Alfred, the little green guy, read Colorful Excuse#1 Well, they ran out of chips and &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/02/04/the-turd-third-colorful-excuse/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1740&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Note 18: Bitter After-taste</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Girl Behind The EGGHEAD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We left Egghead at the kitchen table counting the packets of her Sweet n&#8217; Low collection. She had a plan for them which leaves a bitter after-taste. The plan and her problem  came to  her on a Monday. Egghead had &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/27/note-18-bitter-after-taste/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1700&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Note 17: The Condemned Grandma</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:42:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Girl Behind The EGGHEAD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Egghead started calling her Mother’s mother by her legal name the day she decided the woman needed to die.  Note 16 &#160; Rosie&#8217;s hands showed every extra she did for the team. The veins they wore mapped out a need &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/20/note-17-the-condemned-grandma/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1660&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One Note at a Time</title>
		<link>http://aelasage.com/2012/01/19/one-note-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read the following article and decided to give One Note a try with this on-line story:How to Use Microsoft One Note to Organize Novel Notes.The colors and tabs appeal to the school supply addict in me. I guess the &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/19/one-note-at-a-time/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1649&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Note 16: Walking a  Hot Mile</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Girl Behind The EGGHEAD]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previously in the story We met a little girl with a big forehead (Note 4). Then we found out she has sticky fingers with an aftertaste (Note 5).  But we still need to know is her mom really dead  (Note &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/13/walking-a-hot-mile/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1635&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Egghead Reveals More in Friday&#8217;s Note</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We met a little girl with a big forehead (Note 4). Then we found out she has sticky fingers with an aftertaste (Note 5). But we still need to know is her mom really dead (Note 6) and more importantly &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/12/egghead-reveals-more-in-fridays-note/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1642&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>THE CONTENTS ON THE TABLE</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 08:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this blog were a book, this would be  the Table of Contents.  Instead,it&#8217;s a collection of bottles  (and their notes) cluttering my table.  More about these bottles.    A story hides in this mess. To make sense of it &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2012/01/06/the-contents-on-the-table/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1428&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Wonderful World of Velveeta</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 20:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; So I was making my famous No DWI Dip for a holiday party. I&#8217;m not going to share the recipe but I bet any reader could figure it out&#8230; Here are a couple of clues It can make a &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2011/12/30/the-wonderful-world-of-velveeta/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1546&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Excuse #2: This is Serious</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 22:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>A. E. LaSage</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The one bottle I found this week was empty except for this note: Dear A.E. LaSage, We must inform you that you are harboring a fugitive from our investigative series. You must hand him over or else we will candy-coat &#8230; <a href="http://aelasage.com/2011/12/23/excuse-2-this-is-serious/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=aelasage.com&amp;blog=19824544&amp;post=1453&amp;subd=aelasagedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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